True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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