Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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