so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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