FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I did not marry a roomba.
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