Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My penis needs a shock collar
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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