For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
