you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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