Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm always down for nudity.
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