Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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