Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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