Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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