no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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