she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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