I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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