Ambien. No doubt about it.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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