We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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