He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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