Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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