What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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