just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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