I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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