i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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