Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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