You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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