Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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