Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She needs sedatives and a leash
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
