Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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