YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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