What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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