PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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