whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
