I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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