those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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