Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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