My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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