i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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