Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
