party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
