"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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