: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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