do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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