I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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