What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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