I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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