READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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