you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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