I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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