We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
