I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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