why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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