idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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