I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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