I want to stick my p in your. b.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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