I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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