I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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