I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize