David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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